var a = Math.random() + "" var rand1 = a.charAt(5) quotes = new Array quotes[1] = "Piss Lightning; Shit Success!" quotes[2] = "Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs" quotes[3] = "fire wasn't invented because it was useful, but because it was awesome! – Joseph" quotes[4] = "Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground" quotes[5] = "It's OK to be uncool – Bono" quotes[6] = "Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days" quotes[7] = "...Sisu enables [Finns] to say: 'We have nothing worse than death to fear.' " quotes[8] = "Hang them with the chain they enslaved you with!" quotes[9] = "You can hire anyone, as long as you scare the bejesus out of them – El Jobso" quotes[0] = "Obviously we can't literally put our employees' lives at risk. But we have to make them feel that way. – El Jobso" var quote = quotes[rand1] document.write(quote); Don't Panic |.....Tumblr (3.0; @jonathanshidler)http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/Goal: ReEnact the Duran Duran - Rio Music Video See example...<p>Goal: ReEnact the Duran Duran - Rio Music Video<br/> See example here:<br/> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VjrW5zgqQ&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VjrW5zgqQ&feature=related</a></p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/287261344http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/287261344Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:07:04 -0800So many of my peers are reproducing.<p>So many of my peers are reproducing.</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/287252260http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/287252260Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:55:49 -0800putting things into boxes and learning about Benford’s Law:...<p>putting things into boxes and learning about Benford’s Law: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford%27s_law" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford%27s_law</a></p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/287223228http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/287223228Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:22:20 -0800KB homes is dropped from...<p>KB homes is dropped from S&P500 <a href="http://www.labusinessjournal.com/article.asp?aID=22890406.8276836.1862302.3750235.4306968.608&aID2=143245" target="_blank">http://www.labusinessjournal.com/article.asp?aID=22890406.8276836.1862302.3750235.4306968.608&aID2=143245</a></p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/287079263http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/287079263Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:07:30 -0800What would Steve McQueen do?<p>What would Steve McQueen do?</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/286903046http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/286903046Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:51:23 -0800do you think that love can bloom? even on the battlefield?<p>do you think that love can bloom? even on the battlefield?</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285985558http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285985558Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:52:55 -0800I believe it was alfred hitchcock that said “It is hard to captivate and move the human soul...<p>I believe it was alfred hitchcock that said “It is hard to captivate and move the human soul when every 20 minutes you are interrupted by dancing bunnies selling you toilet tissue”</p> <p>and for goodness sake, look at the latesse commercial</p> <p>and look at the satire of films in the 1980’s what ads in the 2000’s would look like</p> <p>it is spot on</p> <p>“FUCK YOU KID WITH DIABETTES AND AIDS! MAMA NEEDS THICKER EYELASHES!”</p> <p>“GOD DAMN! THAT FAKE LEG LOOKS NONFUNCTIONAL VET! BUT ANNA’S EYES ARE FUCKIN’ KICKIN’!”</p> <p>“TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR! HE DOESN’T KNOW! YOU DO FUCK HIS 8 YEARS OF SCHOOL!”</p> <p>the worst one is that Alzheimer’s help commercial</p> <p>it plays directly into the “everyone else is wrong, I am the only one that knows anything, I am the only one that can help mom, everyone else doesn’t care, they don’t get it. look at this fucked up clock she drew. LOOK AT IT GODDAMNIT!”</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285925968http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285925968Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:20:22 -0800morongo casino<p>morongo casino</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285797795http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285797795Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:41:58 -0800tie, jacket, and monogram cufflinks in honor of mr leonard j shidler<p>tie, jacket, and monogram cufflinks in honor of mr leonard j shidler</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285282023http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285282023Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:02:50 -0800genesis, police, tina, whitney!<p>genesis, police, tina, whitney!</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285119195http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/285119195Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:48:57 -080048 oz beer is the ticket<p>48 oz beer is the ticket</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/284377372http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/284377372Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:21:18 -0800three deer in the backyard!! wow!<p>three deer in the backyard!! wow!</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/284377369http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/284377369Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:21:18 -0800I just got my closing bofa statement. awash of memories and sadness<p>I just got my closing bofa statement. awash of memories and sadness</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/284040354http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/284040354Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:52:06 -0800I still hate the smell of alcohol on the breath of others. It is the one thing that keeps me from...<p>I still hate the smell of alcohol on the breath of others. It is the one thing that keeps me from drinking more often.</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/282974071http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/282974071Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:47:16 -0800I think Zee Zee wants a walk. But I am content being naked in bed.<p>I think Zee Zee wants a walk. But I am content being naked in bed.</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/281948005http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/281948005Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:41:57 -0800I guess, inspite of it all, I just miss my friend.<p>I guess, inspite of it all, I just miss my friend.</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/281166035http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/281166035Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:31:43 -0800Twice Reset the modem, seems OK now, let’s see how long it lasts (ping rate to google 23.4ms...<p>Twice Reset the modem, seems OK now, let’s see how long it lasts (ping rate to google 23.4ms w/0% packet loss vs 9214.8ms w/48% packet loss)</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/280779584http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/280779584Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:53:19 -0800seriously, how bad is that free credit report kid’s credit? and what did he do to get such...<p>seriously, how bad is that free credit report kid’s credit? and what did he do to get such shit credit? Doesn’t he have any rental history?</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/280779574http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/280779574Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:53:19 -0800Dear God, please have Spyker buy Saab, so that the Aero X may live....<p>Dear God, please have Spyker buy Saab, so that the Aero X may live. <a href="http://uk.autoblog.com/2009/12/11/spyker-to-buy-saab/" target="_blank">http://uk.autoblog.com/2009/12/11/spyker-to-buy-saab/</a></p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/280078765http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/280078765Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:11:00 -0800Another Day, another bank. Tonight is first day of Hanukkah though,<p>Another Day, another bank. Tonight is first day of Hanukkah though,</p>http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/279182452http://jonathanshidler.tumblr.com/post/279182452Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:24:01 -0800