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That feeling of having to buy clothes rather than do laundry when travelling.

RT @FakeAPStylebook: Remember that the word “synesthesia” is spelled with a silent freshly mowed grass odor.

In the past, I’ve handeled having emotions about as well as a phillip dick character. #DoAndroidsDreamofElectricSheep?

Nothing feels better than getting your goals.

dog just urinated on my bed. cut thumb on sign. lock box failed, tripped on boxes at office. sweet shit!

I am seeing a freightening development in the SoCal rental market involving “rent to own” tricks. I’ve heard sad stories at the front desk.

However, if you are legitimately “Rent to Own”, Remember, if you are late in rent, you are evicted, NOT foreclosed #FunnythingsheardatCourt

I have such a crush on Fran Drescher circa ‘The Nanny’ #NickatNight

RT @FakeAPStylebook: When referencing “Johnson & Johnson,” be sure to note that the second “Johnson” refers to the first’s junk.

RT @FakeAPStylebook: Describe a spring shower as “light” or “pleasant.” If you’re in California, use “STORM WATCHAGEDDON 2010.”

RT @Mxrk: If Reagan gets put on the 50, I’m switching to credit default swaps.

storms a brewin’ in the desert. http://twitpic.com/171n8n